Monday, March 5, 2012

So here's a little update on my life here in Puerto Rico....
I was playing for Carolina.
We were bad
Very very bad
last place bad
The girls were AWESOME
like #Iwouldhangoutwiththemeverydayforayear kind of awesome
but we kept losing
so I got traded.

Now I play for Guaynabo.
We wear white spandex
like wet t shirt, transparent white spandex.
I didn't know how see through they were so I (accidentally) wore a leopard thong.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
But we are good team.

I am starting to get sick of coffee
I never thought this day would come
It was somewhat inevitable considering I drink it during matches.
That's right, matches.
I nixed water.